deerington cr chart

CR CHART

FAMILIARITY

LIKE

DISLIKE

AFFECTION

ATTRACTION

FIVE

"You're really one to lecture me on healthy lifestyles, Klaus."

world's most infuriating brother of 2019

MR. CLAY

"Sometimes it got so crowded it got hard to think, you know?"

way too generous, gonna get himself hurt. also i guess im a furry now

SARISSA

"you take that back, I won't hear anyone talking about my new best buddy that way"

note: sarissa's always right. is it bad i kinda wanna do lines with her. i'm not gonna tell her that but seriously

DEEDS

"A monk is never off the clock, Sir Heathen, and travel is merely the carrying one's feet does."

deserves better friends than me. way, way better.

LAURA

"Thank you for letting me be a best friend. I've never had one before."

bench buddy and baddest motherfucker in town. glad she got out of the shit when she was still young.

WYNNIE

"What, you don't know? Fellow couch surfers are entitled to at least one free drink of their choosing."

kind of a mess like me. kind of is the key word

JP

"Tempting! But you look like you smell of patchouli oil and cigarettes, and you definitely would leave wet towels on the floor."

roastmaster general, unfortunately has standards

CHLOE

"You look like shit. And that's saying something from someone dressed like a fucking neon butterfly."

huh what sorry i was daydreaming

CHARA

"There are no good ones. The only good ones are the ones who have the consideration to die young."

mostly they're just funny but i guess the hating everyone thing is literal

SHIRO

"Do you have to put it like that?"

i kind of feel bad for him but that doesnt mean im gonna stop

EDDIE

"Don't tell anyone I did that."

smartass kid and a smart ass kid. shame about the 50s, that was before music got good

LUCIFER APPARENTLY

"You don't have to be exclusive to point out a bad decision when you hear it, pumpkin."

why is it impossible to annoy this guy

STEVE

"I'm here if you ever want to talk, you know. One vet to another."

no one told me spirit was doing "sexy eagle scout" costumes this year. can i sue

DEADPOOL

"Darn, I was really hoping for a freaky sex story about your parents..."

ok now i am SURE i'm allowed to sue, this guy hid THAT from ME and now i need to take THREE SHOWERS

ALEX

"Yes, my loyal subject. It's me, Beyoncé, the inventor of lemonade."

alex rules ok

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