fourgasm: (oh golly)
2019-11-16 04:48 pm

staggr profile

STAGGR
ABOUT ME
klaus hargreeves
FULL NAME
30
AGE
10/01/1989
BIRTHDAY
whatever
PRONOUNS


single
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
whatever
INTERESTED IN
13 e main st
ADDRESS
lol
OCCUPATION


"i'll fucking do it, darling."
FAVORITE QUOTE
that's a big question
FAVORITE MUSICIANS
lol
FAVORITE BOOKS
also a big question. points for julia roberts
FAVORITE MOVIES/TV SHOWS
EXPERIENCE
none lol
EDUCATION


can blow smoke rings sometimes
TRAINING


173rd airborne brigade combat team, 1968-1969
PAST JOB EXPERIENCE


english, enough spanish to say me excitas
LANGUAGES


no gag reflex
ADDITIONAL TALENTS


CONTACT ME

deerFeed
heathen

deerlyBeloved
fourgasm

staggr
heathen

personal inbox
inbox
fourgasm: (to the house of horror)
2019-06-06 01:03 am

deerlybeloved

deerlyBeloved: fourgasm

If you have standards as low as this guy's, then you just might be a perfect match!* Of course, if nothing Klaus has got going on is a dealbreaker, you already haven't read this far.

For the rest of you, maybe you can look past an almost endless string of bad qualities for someone who is willing to do basically any of the kinky stuff.

* Not a promise of commitment.
( Klaus Hargreeves | 30 and/or 31 | mostly male | mostly male )

fourgasm: (haute cuisine is so varied and wonderful)
2019-05-16 07:57 pm

deerington cr chart

CR CHART
FAMILIARITY
LIKE
DISLIKE
AFFECTION
ATTRACTION
FIVE
"You're really one to lecture me on healthy lifestyles, Klaus."

world's most infuriating brother of 2019
MR. CLAY
"Sometimes it got so crowded it got hard to think, you know?"

way too generous, gonna get himself hurt. also i guess im a furry now
SARISSA
"you take that back, I won't hear anyone talking about my new best buddy that way"

note: sarissa's always right. is it bad i kinda wanna do lines with her. i'm not gonna tell her that but seriously
DEEDS
"A monk is never off the clock, Sir Heathen, and travel is merely the carrying one's feet does."

deserves better friends than me. way, way better.
LAURA
"Thank you for letting me be a best friend. I've never had one before."

bench buddy and baddest motherfucker in town. glad she got out of the shit when she was still young.
WYNNIE
"What, you don't know? Fellow couch surfers are entitled to at least one free drink of their choosing."

kind of a mess like me. kind of is the key word
JP
"Tempting! But you look like you smell of patchouli oil and cigarettes, and you definitely would leave wet towels on the floor."

roastmaster general, unfortunately has standards
CHLOE
"You look like shit. And that's saying something from someone dressed like a fucking neon butterfly."

huh what sorry i was daydreaming
CHARA
"There are no good ones. The only good ones are the ones who have the consideration to die young."

mostly they're just funny but i guess the hating everyone thing is literal
SHIRO
"Do you have to put it like that?"

i kind of feel bad for him but that doesnt mean im gonna stop
EDDIE
"Don't tell anyone I did that."

smartass kid and a smart ass kid. shame about the 50s, that was before music got good
LUCIFER APPARENTLY
"You don't have to be exclusive to point out a bad decision when you hear it, pumpkin."

why is it impossible to annoy this guy
STEVE
"I'm here if you ever want to talk, you know. One vet to another."

no one told me spirit was doing "sexy eagle scout" costumes this year. can i sue
DEADPOOL
"Darn, I was really hoping for a freaky sex story about your parents..."

ok now i am SURE i'm allowed to sue, this guy hid THAT from ME and now i need to take THREE SHOWERS
ALEX
"Yes, my loyal subject. It's me, Beyoncé, the inventor of lemonade."

alex rules ok
code by marwood
fourgasm: (quick what night is it?)
2019-05-08 02:44 am

visuals

is your brother here now?

uh, you're gonna have to be a little more specific on that.
fourgasm: (i would have to say it is probably)
2019-05-08 01:01 am

info


klaus hargreeves
Sobriety's overrated. Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.
the umbrella academy

PLAYER
NAME: Javid
JOURNAL: [personal profile] shacklebones
PLURK: [plurk.com profile] erlking
DISCORD: javid#6941
TIMEZONE: PST/PDT
OVERVIEW
Upon first introduction to Klaus, we see him check out of inpatient rehab, meet up with a dealer, overdose, and get resuscitated by paramedics. His reaction is to high five the guy that brought him back. He's just like that.

PERSONALITY

What most people see when they look at Klaus is a carefree, hedonistic, deadbeat junkie. In a sense, this is partly true. He's pretty hedonistic, sure, and his lifestyle is heavily implied to have long been involving doing whatever it takes to scrounge up enough cash to chase the next high, never settling down for long and taking advantage of anyone who so much as accidentally offers help. He doesn't drive, doesn't work, doesn't pay if he can help it, and he gets around by mooching off of anyone he can.

To those that are familiar with this kind of life, it's clear that Klaus is definitely not quite as carefree as he seems. The drugs he uses are to numb himself from years of abuse and trauma, not to mention his power to see the dead that he's terrified of. And that's even before what he goes through during the series proper. He already had a form of PTSD, but it worsens and compounds over the course of the season, and he starts to more regularly experience flashbacks and breakdowns. He copes by self-medicating and self-deprecating and just saying whatever he thinks might be the funniest thing in that particular moment. Seriously, though, he does not shut up, even in potentially lethal situations. He annoys the shit out of his own kidnappers.

Of course, the fact that he uses humor to deflect from anyone looking too deeply at him has the awful side effect of... no one looking too deeply at him. No one takes him seriously, even in cases where he's being logical, because no one expects an honest or deep thought from his mouth, and he has no practice in being openly vulnerable. He's a little sensitive about this, despite the fact that it's an effect of his own making; he frequently spirals because he feels like no matter what he does to try to turn his life around or improve himself, no one will care or even believe he's serious about it.

The thing is, he can be surprisingly competent and sharp if the situation calls for it (and he's not high out of his mind at the time). For example, when Five brings Klaus along to interrogate someone, solely using him because he's the one least likely to ask any questions about why he needs to pretend to be Five's dad, Klaus ends up being the one turning the situation into their favor by taking charge and using unconventional methods to pressure the unfortunate target. Five seems to even be impressed for a moment, at least until Klaus opens his mouth again and pure idiocy comes out. And then, of course, he survives the front lines of the Vietnam War.

Klaus is clearly a mess of contradictions in eyeliner. He's selfish, obviously, doing whatever he can to look out for himself, but he's equal parts compassionate. Flashbacks to his childhood make it seem like it's more in his nature to be a source of comfort and a kind person in general until he grew to learn to be selfish out of necessity in order to survive. He's shown to be surprisingly empathetic when it comes to the pain of others, though this doesn't always manifest in the nicest way. Sometimes he just uses it to lash out in an argument. His one fatal flaw is his cowardice, which prevents him from a lot of things in life, missing opportunities and hardly realizing any of his own potential.

But most of the time, when left to his own devices, he's a victim of his own impulses, he's reckless, he doesn't listen to anyone, he's attention-seeking, and he can't seem to make himself care about anything up to and including the literal apocalypse. Basically, he's got a long way to go, despite the fact that he's sort of working on improving himself.


ABILITIES

Klaus has the ability to see the dead. Normally, he can only speak to them, and they are completely incorporeal. There are some suggestions that a dead person is more likely to manifest if they have some connection to the area, the other people around him, or to Klaus himself. The most obvious example is Ben, the ghost Klaus sees most often and most easily since they were close in life before Ben's death.

As the series progresses, Klaus finds that his aversion to his own power has avoided its full manifestation. He starts to be able to physically interact with spirits. Eventually, he can even make it so spirits can interact with others. This happens very occasionally and Klaus has very little control over it, and it only seems to happen in tense situations.

One important aspect of this power, however, is that when Klaus self-medicates with drugs and alcohol, it numbs him to the point of the powers not working entirely. Even if he starts to sober up, as long as any intoxication is still in his system, the only ghost he can clearly see is Ben, due to their strong connection.

INFORMATION
BIRTHDATE: Oct 1, 1989
AGE: 30
SPECIES: Human
HEIGHT: 6'0"
BUILD: Twink
HAIR: Dark brown and a mess
EYES: Green with black eyeliner
APPEARANCE: Link
STATUS: It's Complicated™
VOICE: Link

PERMISSIONS
BACKTAGGING: Y
4TH-WALLING: N
THREADJACKING: Y
MIND READING: Y
FIGHTING: Y
ROMANCE: ?
INJURY: Y
KILLING: ?

fourgasm: (master i've left toto in the coach)
2019-05-08 12:44 am

inbox for deerington ( un: heathen )

inbox.


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fourgasm: (theatres around the world)
2019-05-08 12:33 am

inbox for lifeaftr

inbox.


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fourgasm: (we take you now to transylvania)
2019-05-06 06:45 pm

(no subject)

fridge horror

I just realized the reason Klaus has so many bathing scenes is probably because he straight up barely has access to a bath on the regular

and in inpatient you only get showers

god
fourgasm: (watch it! i'm the beautiful assistant)
2019-04-04 12:31 am

permish

⇓in character⇓

PHYSICAL AFFECTION: all for it, he loves it, he's touch starved, please give him attention

PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: he can take a lot of pain but despite having a ton of martial arts training he tends to mostly just rely on the "jump on the person's back and cling" method of fighting. meaning he is pretty bad at it due to being sorely out of practice. he sure does know how to use a gun though if he like, gets one. oocly though, go for it.

ROMANCE/FLIRTING: he's a huge flirt and pretty much always dtf, but notoriously shit at actual relationships. pre-series, the longest lasting relationship he ever had was three weeks long, and it only lasted that long because he needed the place to stay. since then, he's had a relationship that ended... pretty traumatically. so he may need some convincing for anything deeper than a fling or one-time encounter.

he's pansexual, but canonically seems to have a preference for dudes and dude-adjacent folks, since his only discussed/portrayed relationships so far were with men. he is also highly gender nonconforming/fluid, and will often wear womens clothes or mens clothes depending on his whim at the time, which has been a thing since he was a child.

SEXUAL CONTENT: he's cool with it, however i personally am not currently comfortable writing smut??? maybe someday but at this time, i'd rather rely on ftb if it comes up. one warning though, klaus is like, canonically a freak in the sheets. he got genuinely aroused while getting tortured. yeah.

PSYCHIC ABILITIES: sure go ahead oocly, icly he'd be pretty peeved possibly. how much ptsd can you fit in one garbage man

MAGIC/POWERS: hey, he's got those! he has the ability to see the dead, with potential for more than that as he, uh, starts learning to stop running away from his own powers. as far as other people's powers, just ask ahead if you're unsure? but i'll most likely say yes. i'm up for all kinds of wild shit.

MEDICAL INFORMATION: been addicted to drugs and alcohol since he was a kid, whoops! he's been in and out of rehab and prison and just generally has not taken care of himself, it's a wonder he's still alive, really. mental health wise, he has ptsd in all kinds of flavors, and is an abuse survivor and (accidental) war vet.

OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS OR TRIGGERS: oh fun i get to list klaus' biggest triggers: enclosed spaces, ghosts, graveyards, gunshot-like noises, flashing lights, romance. and, you know, sometimes things can be triggers without seeming like they should be, so sometimes things just fucking happen y'know. he can and will have flashbacks and they will be upsetting for everyone involved.

⇓out of character⇓

BACKTAGGING: i rely on this a lot, so lay it on me.

FOURTH WALLING: very case by case basis? ask ahead. if it's an element of the game (i.e. deerington) i'll be more up for it. in cases where i'm threading with, say, deadpool or someone like that, i would be up for playing with the fact that he canonically had comics written about him/his family during his time as a teenage superhero.

THREADHOPPING: answer's nearly always yes from me, as long as everyone's cool with it and it doesn't interfere with prearranged plans for the thread.

OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS/TRIGGERS: for myself, i suppose the biggest thing i can't handle is pet death or harm, especially of cats. i have other things but they shouldn't be a problem, especially if they're warned for properly.

content warnings for interacting with klaus, however, include but are not limited to: drug use and addiction (including hallucinogenics), frequent nicotine use and addiction, alcoholism, family/romantic partner death (and death in general, given his power), heavy child abuse, torture, ptsd symptoms including flashbacks (to his time in the military as well as his child abuse), homelessness, involuntary hospitalization, sexual references and jokes because he has the humor of a teenager and is severely horny on main, and adopted sibling incest (but it didn't involve him so most likely it won't come up unless the affiliated parties—allison and luther—are being discussed).

klaus' method of coping with some of his trauma is by making jokes about it, so some of this will definitely come up in threads with him.



please let me know beforehand if there's something you want to opt out of and i'll do what i can.

ANYTHING ELSE:

in deerington, there's potential for plotting re: klaus seeing a ghost connected to whatever character he's threading with, if you want to go that route. permissions wise, i will never use it without plotting it beforehand, but if you want to opt out entirely you can specify that here!